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2nd Gen Owners Of The First Kind: These 4Runner owners know that their vehicle is not a true 4Runner. They frequently express admiration for 1st Gen trucks, they may mention that they'd like to have one. Some may go so far as to mutilate their 2nd Gen truck in order that it be more like a 1st Gen. These 4Runner owners, misguided though they may be, are our brothers in spirit, and should be encouraged at every turn to become One with their Toplessness. These 4Runner owners can be Saved.
2nd Gen Owners Of The Second Kind: These 4Runner owners suffer the supreme indignity of ignorance, laboring under the belief that there is, in fact, nothing wrong with a 2nd Gen 4Runner. Some are even deluded to the point of believing that their 4-door soccer-mobile is better in some way than a 1st Gen. This is a sad state of affairs, and all righteous 1st Gen 4Runner owners should endeavor to disparage and belittle them at every opportunity in order that they may understand their wickedness and iniquity. Only through the Purification of Mockery may they come to understand the light and grace that is Toplessness. These 4Runner owners can, with work, be Saved.
2nd Gen Owners Of The Third Kind: These evil 4Runner owners know of the inferiority of the 2nd Gen 4Runner, and rather than strive for the righteousness that is Toplessness they wallow in their decadence and iniquity, and they tempt the pure 1st Gen 4Runner owner with their evil abundance of doors and comfortable 3 link suspension. These 4Runner owners are Those Who Must Not Be Suffered. They should be culled from the pack, shunned and cast out, left uncultivated to wither and die on the vine. Only thus can the righteous 1st Gen 4Runner owner be assured of safety from their corruption and un-Toplessness.
So saith the Great 4Runner In The Sky.
Amen.
2nd Gen Owners Of The Second Kind: These 4Runner owners suffer the supreme indignity of ignorance, laboring under the belief that there is, in fact, nothing wrong with a 2nd Gen 4Runner. Some are even deluded to the point of believing that their 4-door soccer-mobile is better in some way than a 1st Gen. This is a sad state of affairs, and all righteous 1st Gen 4Runner owners should endeavor to disparage and belittle them at every opportunity in order that they may understand their wickedness and iniquity. Only through the Purification of Mockery may they come to understand the light and grace that is Toplessness. These 4Runner owners can, with work, be Saved.
2nd Gen Owners Of The Third Kind: These evil 4Runner owners know of the inferiority of the 2nd Gen 4Runner, and rather than strive for the righteousness that is Toplessness they wallow in their decadence and iniquity, and they tempt the pure 1st Gen 4Runner owner with their evil abundance of doors and comfortable 3 link suspension. These 4Runner owners are Those Who Must Not Be Suffered. They should be culled from the pack, shunned and cast out, left uncultivated to wither and die on the vine. Only thus can the righteous 1st Gen 4Runner owner be assured of safety from their corruption and un-Toplessness.
So saith the Great 4Runner In The Sky.
Amen.

