Northof49
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Well you ain't seen nothin! British Columbia's gearing up for a provincial election on May 17th, and voters have 45 parties to choose from, here's a few examples taken straight out (word for word) of the National Post.....no bullshit:
The Annexation Party of BC The goal of the Annexation Party of BC is the annexation of the province of BC with the USA, thus making BC the 51st state of the union. Pros: There will no longer be a need to waste millions of business and tax dollars on the labeling and printing of French on everything manufactured and imported to BC. For the sake of those who follow, we must act on annexation to the US now, before it's too late.
British Columbia Marijuana Party Motto: Overgrowing the government.
The BC Marijuana Party is commited to cannabis and justice. Marijuana may well be BC's biggest cash crop, and a substantial number of our neighbors earn their living in the cannabis trade. Canna-tourism is flourishing as BC's reputation for combining a beautiful environment, a tolerant attitude and good smoke spreads throughout the world. And yet our friends and family continue to be persecuted and jailed. The insanity of prohibition must end!
Party of Citizens who have decided to think for themselves and be their own politicians Not Libertarianisits, not anarchists, just exactly what the name says.
The Sex Party Motto: Politics for a sex positive future. The Sex Party aims to develop a sex-positive culture.The Sex Party would pass legislation for all public parks/beaches larger than 1 hectare to designate areas for nudists. Victoria Day would be changed to Eros Day and Valentines Day would become a stat holiday.
Western Canada Concept Party We believe in freedom and non-interference in the national affairs of other countries. We do not believe the UN constitues a real hope of world peace but of world government and ultimately international socialism, which will eventually destroy private property and freedom. Western Canada wil not be heavily involved in foreign aid. We will not be funding Marxist dictatorships.
Work Less Party of BC Motto: Alarm clocks kill dreams. It's time for a change. It's time to reduce the work week to 32 hours. We have come to a fork in the road. Either we embrace now the Age of Leisure the futurists have long talked about or we have no future. We in the Work Less Party invite you to help us make the rat-race history. You could have a life again. You could have time, finally, for the things that really matter. Your kids could have a future.
Or you can stick with the old parties and ride the rat-race straight into global-warmed hell.
Ahhh gotta love BC....where every Willie Nelson look-alike draft-dodger on roughly the right blend of uppers and downers can feel free to start his/her own politcal party
:jester:
So, who would you guys vote for? hahaha
The Annexation Party of BC The goal of the Annexation Party of BC is the annexation of the province of BC with the USA, thus making BC the 51st state of the union. Pros: There will no longer be a need to waste millions of business and tax dollars on the labeling and printing of French on everything manufactured and imported to BC. For the sake of those who follow, we must act on annexation to the US now, before it's too late.
British Columbia Marijuana Party Motto: Overgrowing the government.
The BC Marijuana Party is commited to cannabis and justice. Marijuana may well be BC's biggest cash crop, and a substantial number of our neighbors earn their living in the cannabis trade. Canna-tourism is flourishing as BC's reputation for combining a beautiful environment, a tolerant attitude and good smoke spreads throughout the world. And yet our friends and family continue to be persecuted and jailed. The insanity of prohibition must end!
Party of Citizens who have decided to think for themselves and be their own politicians Not Libertarianisits, not anarchists, just exactly what the name says.
The Sex Party Motto: Politics for a sex positive future. The Sex Party aims to develop a sex-positive culture.The Sex Party would pass legislation for all public parks/beaches larger than 1 hectare to designate areas for nudists. Victoria Day would be changed to Eros Day and Valentines Day would become a stat holiday.
Western Canada Concept Party We believe in freedom and non-interference in the national affairs of other countries. We do not believe the UN constitues a real hope of world peace but of world government and ultimately international socialism, which will eventually destroy private property and freedom. Western Canada wil not be heavily involved in foreign aid. We will not be funding Marxist dictatorships.
Work Less Party of BC Motto: Alarm clocks kill dreams. It's time for a change. It's time to reduce the work week to 32 hours. We have come to a fork in the road. Either we embrace now the Age of Leisure the futurists have long talked about or we have no future. We in the Work Less Party invite you to help us make the rat-race history. You could have a life again. You could have time, finally, for the things that really matter. Your kids could have a future.
Or you can stick with the old parties and ride the rat-race straight into global-warmed hell.
Ahhh gotta love BC....where every Willie Nelson look-alike draft-dodger on roughly the right blend of uppers and downers can feel free to start his/her own politcal party
:jester: So, who would you guys vote for? hahaha
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