Update on this thread. What do you do when you're bored and mostly broke, but the mod bug is itching away? That's right - buy something small and kind of pointless in hopes that it hits as a worthwhile mod. In other words, I pulled the trigger on the Odyssey washers. These to be exact:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00LIRXIN0/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
The hot take: They are way better than stock.
- They fit like OEM
- Are easily aimed from low to high
- Have a nice wide fan spray
Here's a side by side with the stock nozzle:
Odyssey on the left, and that seemingly harmless looking WALL•E fella on the right is the OEM. But don't be fooled by his blank, goofy stare - he actually hides are dark, sinister secret: he sucks at his job, wasting washer fluid, spraying only a small portion of the glass making the wipers pick up his slack, and is prone to freezing up easily.
As for our new washer overlord - Odyssey- as you can see, he has the same elbow joint / orientation, and clip style as OEM
Here's the Odyssey nozzle clipped into place: the footprint is somewhat different but fits as well as the Toyota part did:
And now the moment of truth...
(spraying the garage for the win...)
Wider spay, better throw, and significantly more coverage than stock. Now the wipers are basically just wiping up, rather than being tasked with moving all the fluid around to get coverage. This was after one or two high-low adjustments, which are super easy as the spray "mouth" moves easily up and down as a single piece.
So in summary, mission accomplished - better than stock with no apparent downside.
As for these guys...
N-n-no... please! Don't hurt us, we're sorry. We'll do anything you say! PLEASE!!