With the clock ticking down on my big summer trip and my supposedly capable seamstress MIA I decided to take matters into my own hands. I swallowed my pride, turned in my man card, went to Walmart and bought the cheapest sewing machine they had. A few hours later, I became an enthusiastic modiste, cutting and pinning and stitching along. A few more hours later, I have a very private and very dark camping curtain setup completed! With the sleeping platform installed they will tuck against the walls tighter at the bottoms but here they are in all their amatuer and crooked glory. Overall investment including the equipment was around $150 (also including culinary bribes to the first failed attempt by unnamed sewer). Easy but time consuming. Hopefully they are worth it.
And now out to the shop to do man things...