Also if it would help in anyway I don't mind hoping in your rig for the white mountain trail as your copilot or back seat copilot if that would make you more comfortable ...and no need to worry I will be well prepared wearing one of my emergency ponchos in a bag that I keep in my rig for times like this...So when your shiiiit starts flying all over the place (literally) none of it will actually get on me and a pair of my safety goggles so none of the shiiiit will get in my eyes (literally) and give me pink eye allowing me to safely help in assisting you in anyway to succeed.
And don't worry their cheap I just take it off and toss it in the trash when we're done.
I also have keep emergency adult men diapers made by depends in my rig trail bag if you want a pair to wear for the trail and don't worry they're cheap too. you can just toss em in the trash when we're done as well.
But normally what I do , I will let you in on a secret this stays between us. Instead of wasting a man diaper I just wear a pair of trunks that way I can just (literally) rinse the shiiiit right off and nobody even realizes it cause they think I'm just cooling off and freshening up washing off the trail dust , wolla!!!
That stays between us tho, ok.
