Women talk too much!

Kip Dynamite · Jun 30, 2005

Women talk too much

I am sitting at work in my cubicle trying to study. I am surrounded by women who constantly talk about pointless crap! They talk about baby names, their kids, and other crap that I could care less about. Please help... I got earplugs but they are not helping.

sharp4runr · Jun 30, 2005

LOL - An IPOD with ear phones does wonders. Or, call your friends and talk about the brunette you conquered over the weekend

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Mafster · Jun 30, 2005

Get a spray bottle that has a fine mist spray. Start fake sneezing and misting the spray over the cubicle. Apologize. Repeat. Apologize. Repeat. They'll leave soon enough.

Kramer420 · Jul 1, 2005

sharp4runr said:
LOL - An IPOD with ear phones does wonders. Or, call your friends and talk about the brunette you conquered over the weekend :

^ Very good idea

jharris2 · Jul 1, 2005

sharp4runr said:
Or, call your friends and talk about the brunette you conquered over the weekend :

Be careful with this one -- depending on the company, that could be considered harrassment.

olliebear · Jul 1, 2005

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Kip Dynamite said:
I am sitting at work in my cubicle trying to study. I am surrounded by women who constantly talk about pointless crap! They talk about baby names, their kids, and other crap that I could care less about. Please help... I got earplugs but they are not helping.

You've never met my wife, have you?

We were at a car show a few years ago when passenger side air bags were an option....we got into a truck and the driver's side visor had this sign that said "Air bag on Passenger side." I read that out loud and looked over to Wifezilla and said, "Yup, she's there."

Some of the of the people checking over th truck just busted out rolling on the floor. Wifezilla was not amused.

sharp4runr · Jul 1, 2005

jharris2 said:
Be careful with this one -- depending on the company, that could be considered harrassment.

At our job we actually took a sexual harrasment training. From the training we found out that it is harrasment if the behaviour is constant or repeated, but not if there was a singular indescretion. Anyways, I had a winky on the end, and I don't actually believe someone would do that.

It'd probably be safer just to eat a lot of beans and let your bodily functions do the work for you

Kip Dynamite · Jul 1, 2005

sharp4runr said:
At our job we actually took a sexual harrasment training. From the training we found out that it is harrasment if the behaviour is constant or repeated, but not if there was a singular indescretion.

HA! I took that class a couple weeks ago!

I brought my IPod today, definitley helps. It is hard to read and listen to it at the same time though.

I am going to get a large chili at Wendy's today, in hopes of sweet revenge...

jharris2 · Jul 2, 2005

Kip Dynamite said:
HA! I took that class a couple weeks ago!

I brought my IPod today, definitley helps. It is hard to read and listen to it at the same time though.

I am going to get a large chili at Wendy's today, in hopes of sweet revenge...

See if they will give you extra onions.....

jharris2 · Jul 2, 2005

sharp4runr said:
At our job we actually took a sexual harrasment training. From the training we found out that it is harrasment if the behaviour is constant or repeated, but not if there was a singular indescretion. Anyways, I had a winky on the end, and I don't actually believe someone would do that.

It'd probably be safer just to eat a lot of beans and let your bodily functions do the work for you

In our company, it's required training every year. The basic gist is that if it's interpreted as harrassment, then you could be in trouble. Better to keep quiet and find other ways -- like the chili.

sharp4runr · Jul 3, 2005

jharris2 said:
Better to keep quiet and find other ways -- like the chili.

Not sure about you, but even with the chili it won't be quiet!

Kip Dynamite · Jul 6, 2005

Todays topic:

Should I get highlights or not??? They talked about it for over 30 minutes!!!! WTF!

Am I the only one that has to deal with this sh*t?

sharp4runr · Jul 6, 2005

LOL, I work in the IT field so its mostly guys that work here. Periodically, I wish we did have an injection of estrogen because looking at a bunch of yahoos at work isn't very entertaining.

nated05 · Jul 6, 2005

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olliebear said:
You've never met my wife, have you?

We were at a car show a few years ago when passenger side air bags were an option....we got into a truck and the driver's side visor had this sign that said "Air bag on Passenger side." I read that out loud and looked over to Wifezilla and said, "Yup, she's there."

Some of the of the people checking over th truck just busted out rolling on the floor. Wifezilla was not amused.

LOL, thats hillarious!! Im in the same situation as Sharp, I work in a Research and Dev. facility so all Elec. Engineers and Mech. Eng.=all guys(for the most part). As much as I sympathize with you it would be nice to have something/someone to look at during the day.

jharris2 · Jul 7, 2005

Kip Dynamite said:
Todays topic:

Should I get highlights or not??? They talked about it for over 30 minutes!!!! WTF!

Am I the only one that has to deal with this sh*t?

Well, if I'm not traveling then I'm working at home. So I don't have to put up with anything like that. I only go into the local office every 6 months or so.

greasefingers · Jul 7, 2005

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nated05 said:
LOL, thats hillarious!! Im in the same situation as Sharp, I work in a Research and Dev. facility so all Elec. Engineers and Mech. Eng.=all guys(for the most part). As much as I sympathize with you it would be nice to have something/someone to look at during the day.

:iagree:
Very funny Air Bag = wife...not sure how many people got that one on the first reading...he he he

I work in the chemicals area, mostly guys, but I have to take sexual harassment courses too. Whenever the course is given by a female, there is also one joker that snickers and says "boy I like to do her". Timing is everything.

AH1380 · Jul 7, 2005

Heheh.....I know, I know......we women do talk way too much. We can't help it though...it's just our nature! Something is on our mind...what do we do?? TALK about it. Resistance if FUTILE!

Oh, and the chili thing just might work! The talking will still be going on, but you probably won't hear it as much. They'll be whispering among themselves because they'll be talking about YOU! Inquiring of one another as to who let the barking spiders into the office.

~ Amber

Kip Dynamite · Jul 7, 2005

sharp4runr said:
LOL, I work in the IT field so its mostly guys that work here. Periodically, I wish we did have an injection of estrogen because looking at a bunch of yahoos at work isn't very entertaining.

Yes, I am glad there are women here. It is nice to have something to look forward to at work. Some of them are great... don't get me wrong. However, a roll of duct tape could work wonders for the annoying ones who never shut up.

I need to come up with a "polite" way to tell them to STFU!

Wearing ear plugs didn't get the message across, and telling them I couldn't concentrate with all of their talking didn't help either.

AH1380 · Jul 7, 2005

Duct tape?? OUCH! Where's the love??

PROZAC · Jul 8, 2005

Do not even get me started about women in the office!

I am the only male in an office of 6 people. Women are so catty and temper mental! One day they are happy as a pig in shit and then the next, you'd think someone just insulted them or they didn

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