$200, what would you do?

Seriously??? I do not get it...the guy has a job where he got a measly $200 bonus...dont hate on him...praise him. If your job doesn't give bonuses (mine does not) STFU or change jobs. Crap I wish his job gave him a $20k bonus....life is not equal and it should not be. You want the $200 bonus???...do what he did to get it!

I still remember me gettning a position that paid about 15k more than the same position around me. The GD crying and whining was sickening....I literally called them all into a meeting. I said exact words...."Every one of you are *****ing, complaining, and saying how unfair it is I'm getting paid more than all of you. What single one of you actually negotiated your f'n contract instead of accepting what they offered? (Not one hand out of 5 was raised). I then said "If any of you had half a brain you would not complain but use me to get yourself a raise....and when you do...all of you owe me 10% of what you get". I have not seen a penny yet but everyone of those f'n wankers make a shit ton more now because of me!!

Don't know if you could tell pay/compensation is a hot button for me. LOL

Hahahahaha. It is a hot button. Let's keep it to the wife's women social media and Facebook. We don't want to hear this on our awesome 4runner forum!!!! Lol
 
I am reading this correctly? $200 would only buy you less than two tanks of gas?

I could fill up my tank six times with $200! Gas is $7/gallon in the UK???

Ha, first post was "gut instinct" when I converted it to £.

I just worked out on todays "average UK price" of fuel, its $5.58/US gallon, but we at probably slightly above average price here. That's for regular, not premium, which I sometimes treat it to.

*Man Maths*

At UK fuel price, $200 would get you 35.8 US Gallons. 4Runner tank based at 18.5 gallons (yes, that's 100% empty. I know!).. works out just under two!

FML.


It's amazing the effort I put into utterly pointless hypothetic calculations when I'm meant to be doing real work :banana:
 
Your math was fine. That is insane how much gas sells for in the UK.

Sounds like England needs to bomb some more arab nations.....

'Merica
 
I got a $50 starbucks giftcard for a bonus. I don't even like coffee and I don't do sugar. Great!

With $200 I would get some shocks/struts since mine are orig and have $350k on them.
 
You should make up some sort of chart showing pointless calculations vs actual work!


Seriously... Don't tempt me. :D

Your math was fine. That is insane how much gas sells for in the UK.

Sounds like England needs to bomb some more arab nations.....

'Merica

Yup.. that said over 50% is tax!

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We seem to pay a lot of tax, the top earning tax bracket is 40%, pretty much all goods have a 20% sales tax, and other items have additional tax (like fuel, the best bit being that the taxed value, is taxed, so you are paying tax on tax! When you die, there is an additional 40% on any inheritance.

I was offered a Job in Texas, I was really tempted, especially when they told me the income tax on that wage band was 25%!!

Should have taken it :pout:
 
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You should make up some sort of chart showing pointless calculations vs actual work!
There's and Android app called Poop Salary...put in your hourly rate and hit the timer every time you use the restroom to calculate...how much do YOU get paid to poop?

I got a $50 starbucks giftcard for a bonus. I don't even like coffee and I don't do sugar. Great!

Not quite a bonus, but...I was at a work convention a few weeks ago and won a Business Card drawing and won some Beats by Dr. Dre Solo2 wired headphones.
Cool, but I'm not an audiophile and last thing I need is a $175 set of headphones...I'd rather have the $175.
Problem is, the company that sponsored the giveaway put their logo on the headphones so eBay seems to be treating them as if they are lice-ridden right now.
Seriously? That was intentional sabotage...
 
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