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So, off topic, but not. This is how I spent my morning.

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By far the WORST pain I have ever felt in my life. Basically, my right testicle turned sideways and twisted up my pipes. Word of advice for anyone that ever experiences this. Take some ibuprofen, and sit in a tub of warm water. This will let your manhood move away from your body and let you spin everything back into place. If you cannot do this, get to a hospital ASAP. After as little as 6hrs the testicle can die. Not to mention that after 6hrs you will probably want to blow your damn head off.
 
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brockeverly said:
So, off topic, but not. This is how I spent my morning.

Testicular torsion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

By far the WORST pain I have ever felt in my life. Basically, my right testicle turned sideways and twisted up my pipes. Word of advice for anyone that ever experiences this. Take some ibuprofen, and sit in a tub of warm water. This will let your manhood move away from your body and let you spin everything back into place. If you cannot do this, get to a hospital ASAP. After as little as 6hrs the testicle can die. Not to mention that after 6hrs you will probably want to blow your damn head off.
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OMG! Ouucchhh. Glad your better now bud. (I assume that is the case since you obviously did not blow your brains out). Good luck man. Be safe.
 
Antman said:
Um... let me think.

I'll go with... on the boat fishing, anywhere. What else is there?

Ya- so I look like a dork in this pic. Just focus on the damn fish.


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umm..

you wet yourself..
 
brockeverly said:
So, off topic, but not. This is how I spent my morning.

Testicular torsion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

By far the WORST pain I have ever felt in my life. Basically, my right testicle turned sideways and twisted up my pipes. Word of advice for anyone that ever experiences this. Take some ibuprofen, and sit in a tub of warm water. This will let your manhood move away from your body and let you spin everything back into place. If you cannot do this, get to a hospital ASAP. After as little as 6hrs the testicle can die. Not to mention that after 6hrs you will probably want to blow your damn head off.
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Pics or it didn't happen! :jk:

Glad you're feeling better. Out of curiosity, how did you manage to do that? Lifting? Kama sutra? :whipping2
 
whodat said:
Pics or it didn't happen! :jk:

Glad you're feeling better. Out of curiosity, how did you manage to do that? Lifting? Kama sutra? :whipping2
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I honestly am not sure. I was simply making my daughter breakfast when the pain started. Within five minutes I was on the floor puking from the pain. I have an extremely high pain tolerance, this was too much.
 
Seriously, I think I get this sudden pull on my testicle like it's being yanked from a little gnome inside my nut sack. And it happens real randomly, out of no where, it only happens like once a year, if that. Was the feeling like that? Mine only lasts like for a few seconds, but if you had to deal with it longer, man I feel your pain. But thanks for sharing, now I know what to do if it continues a little longer lol
 
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Antman said:
Um... let me think.

I'll go with... on the boat fishing, anywhere. What else is there?

Ya- so I look like a dork in this pic. Just focus on the damn fish.


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Didn't know they made hooks small enough for minnows :moon:

These are from about 10-12 years ago, I haven't been stripper fishing since before Lauren was born.:moping: I caught a 45 pounder in the surf on Nauset beach, Cape Cod but I can't find the pic....yeah I know, a fish tale

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BTW they were delicious!! :hungry:
 
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