NorCalBorn
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Dear 4 Runner:
I'm sorry for ever considering getting rid of you. You have been a loyal and faithful 4runner. You have taken care of me when we were miles and miles from civilization. You have held your ground and made it up obstacles when a non-believer (wife) didn't think you would be able to do it. You have put up with my abuse day in and day out without ever asking for anything in return. For this, I apologize. I will never think about leaving you for another 4runner ever again!
Sincerely,
Your Owner
Can you write me a similar letter for me?
Well, actually, maybe I need 2 letters?
The first needs to goto my Wife for spending time w/ my mistress all Saturday afternoon fondling her lovely curves as I gently and lovingly stroked her as I simultaneously caressed her lovely pale white skin with a beautifully foamy lather and soft towel. :boink:
The second to my mistress for cheating on her today with a 3rd-Gen 1999. I should've known from the start the date was going to go bad. She's been taken all around town by who knows how many others and while she cleaned up well I could honestly say that once I started to get inside her it went South quickly. I hurt my head getting in and found out she's not as accommodating as my original mistress. :dammit:
Here's the clincher, I get back to my office and have to witness the gardener having his way with my mistress abusing her and blowing all sorts of junk all over her skin. :banana::banana::banana:
Oh, wait...
..we are still talking about vehicles, right? :biggrin2::frisky:
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