'99 on Craigslist, WTF?

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It looks like a clean 99, but I would bring my Tools with me to the purchase and take that off before I left the lot. It looks like something someone purchased out of a truck stop magazine that is not vehicle specific. It's like, yeah... I wanna drive an SUV, but... I still want to hit the front of my vehicle when parking at low curbs and parking stops. Like, I bet this guys cousin has a lifted 4runner, BUT with ground effects that barely clear the pavement.

I feel like [MENTION=115590]StreetCreeper[/MENTION] will be along shortly to mock up some additional bumpers on this 99 to sweeten the deal.
 
It looks like a clean 99, but I would bring my Tools with me to the purchase and take that off before I left the lot. It looks like something someone purchased out of a truck stop magazine that is not vehicle specific. It's like, yeah... I wanna drive an SUV, but... I still want to hit the front of my vehicle when parking at low curbs and parking stops. Like, I bet this guys cousin has a lifted 4runner, BUT with ground effects that barely clear the pavement.

I feel like [MENTION=115590]StreetCreeper[/MENTION] will be along shortly to mock up some additional bumpers on this 99 to sweeten the deal.

Hmmmm, that's quite the bumper! Like where do you go from there?

I guess one can always go full big-rig, but then all your neighbors will know you have a little wee-wee. Or one can go with the Grumpy Cat bumper — but that's so yesterday — even 5 year olds will roll their eyes when you drive by.


Choices choices...


 
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That'd be perfect for moving those election protesters out of the way!

Hahahahahaha
Definitely the BEST thing that bumper could ever be used for! [emoji23]
It looks like it's made for a different vehicle and somebody slapped it on all custom style...

Really? I'd like to see someone find a bumper made for a different rig that would fit on the valence of a 3rd gen that well! Hideous, but I'm certain it was made specifically for that rig.
Lots of Oregon guys here recently, that's cool [emoji1360]

FWIW, that's a pretty nice '99. I wonder how many miles it had on it.
 

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