A little humor to lighten things up at t4r!

[4Reak Show]

This guy goes to his psychiatrist and says "I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam!"

The psychiatrist retorts, "I think you're too tense."

 

[Thefishguy77]

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.
"Kenny," he says.
"And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- what happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State?”
Just then the bell rings for recess.
Hillary tells the students that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says,
"Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?”
A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Johnny," he says.
"What is your question, Johnny?" she asks.
"I have five questions," he says.
"First -- what happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"Third -- whatever happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 21 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where's Kenny?”


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[jstim]

Haha...haha....hahahaha

 

[Quatre Coureur]

I am listening...

 

[5ontheFloor]

Haha...haha....hahahaha

Ew..

 

[DMV4runner]

Metropolitan Opera House
At the evening performance, the head usher at the Metropolitan Opera House was quite surprised. During an intermission, one middle aged lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe that I was sexually harassed!"

The usher didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.

At the end of the nights performance in an area close to the first complaint, a second little lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!"

This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon.

A few guests had remained in the opera house, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on. He found one old man crawling along the opera house floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him.

"Excuse me, sir, can I help you?"
A bald Donald Trump looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it.

I thought I'd found it twice, but they were both parted in the middle...and mine's parted on the side!"

Not mine, but I thought it was funny.

 

[GangsterOfLove]

Christmas breakfast will be Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollendaise.

 

[Quatre Coureur]

:girl::wow2:

 

[wakt600RR]

By the time you finish reading this and realize it's nothing...
It's too late :lmao:

 

[badco]

what do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil?
empty!

what's the difference between a hoover and a Harley?
on a hoover, the dirt bag is on the inside!

 

[Thai]

By the time you finish reading this and realize it's nothing...
It's too late :lmao:

DAMN YOU!!!!! :worthless

 

[MtnT4R]

 

[5ontheFloor]

DAMN YOU!!!!! :worthless

I second this

 

[Ray Dunakin]

Some people are like Slinkies…



….basically useless, but it's fun to watch them tumble down the stairs.

 

[Ray Dunakin]

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like Grandpa did…




…not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

 

[Quatre Coureur]

:wink2:

 

[Quatre Coureur]

:behindsofa:

 

[Thai]

Hehehe

 

[CookieRoe]

 

[Thai]

Well, given what i see on TV these days, they apparently don't care either. :jaw: