t4r4life
Elite Member
so today when i went to sears auto to get a job app my runner got stuck and wont shift outta park, i ask the tech if he can help me he told me that the transmission is going bad whick remind me of (hideasian) i immediately went in to ape shit mode and start shakeing the car like crazy hope its just the tran fluid geting too thick and it will do it, put the key in start try to shift no luck. so i left my car at the parking lot and went to BK hoping maybe it will fix it on its own (has been happening a lot lately). after i finish my triple whopper with a large fried and coke. i went back to my car praying to god that it will go away. put the key in start shit, nope (FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA). when to king kong mode and start going to town on the shifter and start beating the crap outta of it. and all of a sudden there is a snap sound (sounds like plastic) and the car when to drive. i screamed with my friend whos also stuck wiht me in the parking lot with rain. we screamed so loud the whole sears department came out to look. i put in drive pushed ECT and O/D off drove off the lot with a long burning tire mark. the end.
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