A couple years back a friend of mine bought a hurricane sandy car at auction. It was an 09 TL (it may be a tsx... whichever has the ugly grill) with unknown miles (dash wouldn't turn on) for dirt cheap. I think it was $6200? He actually had his unlce buy it, then he flew from Washington to Pennsylvania to collect his prize.
He took it home to his uncles, put in a new battery, and not only did it reveal that it had less than 30k miles, it also started right up, and ran just fine.
He's a mechanically savvy dude so he completely stripped the interior and cleaned the hell out of it (it was a flood car, so it had water damage up to about the seats). With the interior out, he redid any wiring that was under the "water line" and after that everything worked perfectly.
He hopped in the car, and drove it back to Seattle. I think his whole trip was about 9 days, including the drive home. He's a freak. (Yes, he's also Russian.)