How To Get Things Done, by being a Redneck (10 Easy Steps)

[4Running Daily]

Step 1) Let your Dad drive your 4Runner and hit a tree, (Denting the Bumper)
2) Let Bumper look like crap for a year or so
3) Decide your going to fix it
4) Take Bumper off car.
5) Grab some blocks of wood and a Jack
6) Place your dent between two pieces of wood, and then put that on top of a jack.
7) Place this wonderfulness under your trailer hitch
8) Raise the Jack so your Runner is higher then your next door neighbor.
9) Lower Jack to see your bumper's dent is a hell of alot smaller
10) Put Bumper on, and grab a cold one. (Cold one = Cold soda obviously because I'm 15)
*These pictures do not do their justice, the after is way better then it looks*

 

[Pikeman]

Flip the bumper over, use a longer board across the (laying same direction of bumper) and jack from the back of the dent. Using a towel on the face of the bumper to protect it. I bet you will get even that much smoother. Good Redneck engineering though.

 

[BrianSD_42]

LOL dude you have no redneck cred if you live in Escondido and your other family car is a BMW 330i.

 

[Pikeman]

LOL dude you have no redneck cred if you live in Escondido and your other family car is a BMW 330i.

x2.. I noticed San diego and only looked at background in first picture seeing he was in the hills. So thought maybe he was in Ramona.or Campo... but now that I look at the houses in the other picture and know he is from Escondido... yeah can't give you much Redneck credit. How about I write a letter to your teacher and get you some Creative Thinking skills credit instead.

 

[pin8246]

Come on down to Texas and ill show you some redneck crap, then ill take you to a local restraunt called redneck heaven.

 

[Nelsonmd]

LOL dude you have no redneck cred if you live in Escondido and your other family car is a BMW 330i.

:hatsoff:

 

[Whackmaster]

This is redneck............

 

[4Running Daily]

I don't get any credit at all? I mean I could have bought a new one or something.

 

[BeachWagon]

I don't get any credit at all? I mean I could have bought a new one or something.

Is Camo your favorite color?

 

[RunninInGA]

Is Camo your favorite color?

Don't know, can't see it.

 

[the great him]

This is redneck............

hey thats my uncles Bill's lincoln !

 

[Singtoe]

I think removing a body to install a motor is the definition of a redneck.

 

[4Running Daily]

I think removing a body to install a motor is the definition of a redneck.

And then putting them back together and realizing the motor fits but nothing else does?

 

[LittleCaesar]

I think Singtoe and other NC members will agree with me that there are an abundance of red necks here in the Tar Heel state; it is where the term is found in earliest print (in 1830s) in Singtoe's favorite town, Fayettenam, to describe the Presbyterian denomination.

I don't though see many rednecks driving 4runners though; the American made truck with 33s and 4wd with a three story antenna is the norm.

But some do have unique skills:
Carolina Camera: The Sling Shot Man - YouTube

 

[A.Wilson013]

Haha, I love the Soshinoya badge on the back of that Lincoln. So JDM.

 

[maxspeed96ct]

I didnt really notice the 4runner, I was checking out the view you have from your house !
Awsome
I gotta move the hell out of CT, CA looks awsome everytime I see pics and hear about it .

 

[stro908]

I have you beat on redneck engineering...

I once pulled an Audi A4 Frame rail straight by positioning the car between 2 trees, strapping the frame rail to the tree with a come-along, and tying the opposing side of the car to the other tree....then Ratchet away and hope the cable didnt snap!

I think that was the height of shade tree mechanics.

 

[Socco]

I think removing a body to install a motor is the definition of a redneck.

You mean like this....
Having a gantry crane and a forklift in the backyard sure comes in handy!

 

[88xtraSR5]

I think Singtoe and other NC members will agree with me that there are an abundance of red necks here in the Tar Heel state; it is where the term is found in earliest print (in 1830s) in Singtoe's favorite town, Fayettenam, to describe the Presbyterian denomination.

I don't though see many rednecks driving 4runners though; the American made truck with 33s and 4wd with a three story antenna is the norm.

Around the part of N.C. I live in, real rednecks would have kept jumping the sum-beach till the bumper would have removed itself. Then drink another case of beer and try to make a custom bumper in a shed to make the truck more "functional".