You sick bastard.
It taste like chicken. Besides, the rule of thumb for road kill is that anything you find you can grab and give it 3 good yanks. Anything that doesn't fall of is good to cook and eat.
You sick bastard.
It taste like chicken. Besides, the rule of thumb for road kill is that anything you find you can grab and give it 3 good yanks. Anything that doesn't fall of is good to cook and eat.
Just got Laid, had some left over Chinese.. Not at the same time of course, although lol
you could have them both at the same time if you laid a chineses from yesterday today. wouldnt that be left overs?
this is turning into a "tell t4r.org when you got laid" thread :eyebrows:
Just got out of court today. The gangbanger I confronted, subdued, and detained was sentenced to a minimum of 10 years. He was found guilty on 2 counts of Assault w DeadlyWeapon, Felon in Possession of a Weapon, Unlawful Entry, and Stealing Mail which was a Federal offense. I feel good that I got a dangerous person and a gun off the street.
Badass. :thumb3:
Elaborate?
Last month at 6:45am, I had just returned from gassing up my wife's car. She pointed out this cholo lurking by my neighbors cars. I observed him looking in his truck and trying the door, it was locked. He then tried the door on their Accord. It was open. He gets in and starts going through their console, glovebox etc. So I walked out my front door and walked right upto the car. He was so busy he didn't even notice me. I open the door and greet him with a friendly "what the fu ck u doing in my car homey!" He goes "it's my friends car homes". Wrong answer!!! He tries to push me out of the way, I pin him against the car. My wife had called 911 meanwhile and when foolio hears the sirens, he goes ballistic. Now the fight is on! My neighbor had come out to help and tells me "Paul let him go". I'm like "F that, this fkrs goin to jail!" My neighbor says "Paul he's got a gun". Sure enough, the bastard had a .38 pointed at me. I still wouldn't let go, the cops were almost there and I knew if I let 'em go he'd get away for sure. The whole time he's screaming and threatening to shoot me. When he put it in my face a second time, I just reached up and snatched it outta his hand. By then the cops arrived and took him into custody. What a day...
Last month at 6:45am, I had just returned from gassing up my wife's car. She pointed out this cholo lurking by my neighbors cars. I observed him looking in his truck and trying the door, it was locked. He then tried the door on their Accord. It was open. He gets in and starts going through their console, glovebox etc. So I walked out my front door and walked right upto the car. He was so busy he didn't even notice me. I open the door and greet him with a friendly "what the fu ck u doing in my car homey!" He goes "it's my friends car homes". Wrong answer!!! He tries to push me out of the way, I pin him against the car. My wife had called 911 meanwhile and when foolio hears the sirens, he goes ballistic. Now the fight is on! My neighbor had come out to help and tells me "Paul let him go". I'm like "F that, this fkrs goin to jail!" My neighbor says "Paul he's got a gun". Sure enough, the bastard had a .38 pointed at me. I still wouldn't let go, the cops were almost there and I knew if I let 'em go he'd get away for sure. The whole time he's screaming and threatening to shoot me. When he put it in my face a second time, I just reached up and snatched it outta his hand. By then the cops arrived and took him into custody. What a day...