List something awesome that happened to you today!

[downpour11]

Pissed off a bull-dyke at Sierra Nevada tonight. Damn they hate men.

 

[t4r4life]

Last month at 6:45am, I had just returned from gassing up my wife's car. She pointed out this cholo lurking by my neighbors cars. I observed him looking in his truck and trying the door, it was locked. He then tried the door on their Accord. It was open. He gets in and starts going through their console, glovebox etc. So I walked out my front door and walked right upto the car. He was so busy he didn't even notice me. I open the door and greet him with a friendly "what the fu ck u doing in my car homey!" He goes "it's my friends car homes". Wrong answer!!! He tries to push me out of the way, I pin him against the car. My wife had called 911 meanwhile and when foolio hears the sirens, he goes ballistic. Now the fight is on! My neighbor had come out to help and tells me "Paul let him go". I'm like "F that, this fkrs goin to jail!" My neighbor says "Paul he's got a gun". Sure enough, the bastard had a .38 pointed at me. I still wouldn't let go, the cops were almost there and I knew if I let 'em go he'd get away for sure. The whole time he's screaming and threatening to shoot me. When he put it in my face a second time, I just reached up and snatched it outta his hand. By then the cops arrived and took him into custody. What a day...

i wanna buy you beer idk why.
altho that fuker woulda gotten all 6 rounds of my 12 gauge beans bag shells right in the face lol. shot my buddy in the ass with one of those, his couldn't sit for a week.

 

[t4r4life]

OH something good happened just now, driving back from night class, i was excited to go home. so i did what i always do when i get excited, i peel tire all the way from my parking spot to the parking lot exit. cop pulls me over, turns out its the campus cop i was just becoming friends with the week before (im a criminal justice major). dude busted out laughing when he saw me, so did i (keep in mind its 11pm i was the only one there). good thing it was him because that der was a ticket for sure, i had my light bar on too with no seat belt lol.

 

[lilreds21]

We got free tickets to the cardinals game for tomorrow again, hotel room included...(next the husband and I) date night... bow chick a wow wow!!

 

[RunninInGA]

Eye doc confirmed today that my vision is 20/15 after lasik yesterday. Pretty pleased with that.

 

[hikenbike]

Did a nice 9 mile fall hike with my oldest son in beautiful Morristown, N.j

 

[gshadow325]

Went to a volvo meet today at simieon automobile museum with my daughter. Such a nice little daddy daughter time.

 

[lilreds21]

Free seats and a free hotel room.... that's a great day... guess who's getting laid (away from home sex)
Tonight!!

 

[Quatre Coureur]

^The person who gave u the free room and tickets? :boink:

 

[t4r4life]

had a starter issue, pulled half my hairs out and thanks to members on the forum got it fixed. sounds boring but i was almost screaming i was so happy.

 

[zopperman]

Did a nice 9 mile fall hike with my oldest son in beautiful Morristown, N.j

Where in morristown? Right near where I grew up

 

[hikenbike]

Where in morristown? Right near where I grew up

Jockey Hollow park

 

[KidVermicious]

Went and played in the snow yesterday with my family, today I'm out in the driveway wrenching on my truck in shorts and sandals.

Damn I love November in Utah.

 

[02SE]

Made it through LAX without it being shut down, due to some asshat shooting TSA agents.

 

[nevada]

got a virtual(facebook), and public HIGH FIVE from the girl this morning, for last night. in the top 5 she said.

 

[WillK]

Went and played in the snow yesterday with my family, today I'm out in the driveway wrenching on my truck in shorts and sandals.

Damn I love November in Utah.

SNOW!?! :shocked:

 

[KidVermicious]

SNOW!?! :shocked:

Snow.

 

[WillK]

Sounds corny (probably the Percocet talking...) but everyday is awesome to me as I get to go to sleep and wake up next to my best friend, my wife. Best feeling in the world, next to Percocet...

 

[WillK]

That's pretty damned gorgeous, Kid. That's the kind of snow I could enjoy.

 

[dapslappy]

seeds of joy

More like Fatman! In sweat shorts and slippers. Watch for me in "The Dark Knight Returns...Again",(to the 'fridge at midnight!).

Laugh each time I read this… brings a smile to my face. The visual punchline is spot on. I see a real life Batman emerging from his house, a fit crime fighter sweeping in and subduing an armed thug; a mild manner guy who springs to action when danger appears. Then you paint the picture of a somewhat less than heavily muscled middle aged suburbanite whose superhero costume is a pair of sweatpants and fuzzy lady slippers, groaning and grunting as he gets up out of the Lazyboy so he can shuffle to the kitchen for another bowl of ice cream. As my nephew's taekwondo classmates shout in unison when one of them does something really well, "Yooooouurr'e awesome!"