Bling out your ride - we don't do anything else here!
If you haven't noticed yet, we here on T4R.org are HUGE fans of blinging out our vehicles to make them the riciest rides in America and elsewhere.
Neon lights to go under the truck at night, bright green is preferable.
Large shiny rims, gangsta style!
WIIIIDDDDEEE street tires.
Lower your suspension, until you have about 1 inch of ground clearance, helps the MPGs!!!
Tint your windows, about 75%, make it so dark you can take a nap in bright daylight anytime!
Don't put off road bumpers or lights or tires on it, those just burn money and don't do you any good. But you should put some stickers on it... like of grenades and hip hop artists and peace signs - they add horsepower, big time!!
Make sure you add some NOS and take off the muffler, helps keep people in line, when they hear you roar...
What else?
(Disclaimer: Failure to do these items may result in your vehicle looking like an off road monster, capable of anything and everything, beyond what jeeps and other so called 4x4's can do - you don't want that, do you??)
By the way, a little late for this, but sarcasm alert! Welcome to T4R.org and we're glad to have you!