Tell me this has happened to y'all too!?

[emailjoe2]

Props to the 4Runner crowd for telling the best $hit stories EVER. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!


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[movesfast]

Well. I am glad I am not the only one. Sad anyone else has had to go through that.
It is tough to be making a turn, trying to hang your butt over the floor mats while trying to look inconspicuous at 6’1”

And as mentioned before, due to sanitary reasons, I think only new vehicles will be in my future.

 

[gm350reratliff]

This doesn't happen to me because I don't allow food or anything other than water in my truck!

Same here. No eating or drinking in the vehicles ever. Unfortunately, my kids try to smuggle stuff in time to time and the evidence is on the back seat of my 4th gen. I would like to sell them every now and then as well. As far as getting sick in the car, so far I've been lucky and nothings happened in there but if it did, I'd head to the dealer the next day and trade that sucker in.

 

[sactown]

WTF did I stumble into

Gotta watch where you step, it is a messy thread :toilet::toilet3:

 

[WVhillbilly]

WTF did I stumble into

Don't buy a used car from any of these guys.

 

[Tx4Runner18]

Don't buy a used car from any of these guys.

Why not? Deals so good makes you want to EXPLODE...... haha
I honestly never seen this thread going on this direction. But have been pleased with results. This shit is hilarious!

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[LandCruiser]

When you buy a used car you agree to wallow around in the bodily, waste, and reproductive fluids of the previous owners.

And y'all are some nasty bastards.

 

[graysquirrel]

When you buy a used car you agree to wallow around in the bodily, waste, and reproductive fluids of the previous owners.

And y'all are some nasty bastards.

and people still ask why I never buy a used car ... :frisky:

 

[AsAkite]

I can never buy another used vehicle ever.... or even ride in one.... EVER!

OMG!!! MY 4RUNNER IS USED!!!

uke::repuke:

 

[MtnMan219]

And y'all are some nasty bastards.

^accurate lol

I have yet to shit myself in my vehicle, but have certainly come close. My time is coming for sure :|. The worst spill I experienced was in my Frontier. I had it for about 2 or 3 years and it was still looking immaculate! Then I pick up pizza for the family and lay the 2 liter in the seat to keep the pizza flat. Pretty smart, right? Unfortunately the pizza place gave me a bottle with a messed up cap and it wasn't until I made it home that I realized more than half the bottle was now in the sponge I call my passenger seat. I cleaned it the best I could, but even after an upholstery cleaning it was still stained. *sigh*.

No more food/drink in the seats. I'd rather it roll in the dirt on my floor mats!

 

[tpetsch]

Tip-o-the-day:

Double-Lid your Big Gulps! ...Makes them pretty much "fall-over" impact proof.

 

[mosovich]

I haven't laughed this hard in forever!! While I'm sorry for you guys and have been there myself, I was crying I was laughing so hard..

 

[jron4]

I have 3 young boys, and I had just let my 2yo out of his seat during a stop on the Tennessee Dirt Devil trail. He peed his pants immediately after crawling down onto second row floor. A lot. Poor guy was potty training and still figuring it out. THANKFULLY, I had just bought a set of Husky floormats the week before, which have pretty tall sides.

I will say this for the Husky mats: they'll keep the pee in the mat, not on your carpet. :bravo:

Husky > Weather Tech

 

[Jeffy]

I made a big mistake a few weeks ago and didn't tighten the cap to my gas can all the way down when I went on a trip. Can tipped over and it took me quite a while to notice because I already had all the windows down so I didn't smell it, I spilled at least half a gallon of fuel in the cargo area :bolt:
My car finally smells normal again (and didn't burn down!)

 

[Z-MAN54]

Not sure what else someone may post but in my opinion you win (or lose?). ��

:lock1: AGREE :first: This is some funny shit!

 

[movesfast]

Well. The last couple days have been pretty warm. Still smells new inside :dancin:

 

[4runr4eva]

I did not spill anything, yet. This weekend on my way home from Kayaking, a stone was kicked up by the driver in front of me and cracked my windshield. She has under 700 miles on the odo. I cried myself to sleep that night. :crybaby:

 

[ayeyothisiskyle]

Thanks for the laughs guys. Sweet Tea Shit thread.

 

[baldrik78]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this thread yet.

 

[anomalous]

Brand new sr5. Had perforated katskin leather put in before I took possession.
Immediately took a road trip by myself. Headed to the high dessert to go poke around. Had a little burble going on in my stomach. Wasn’t sure what that was about. But overall felt fine. I figured I wait until the next town and use the restroom, get something to drink and all will be well.

I was wrong.

The burbling got louder. And started descending. It was hard to ignore. By now I was in town desperately looking for a place to stop in an unfamiliar scene. Locating a larger grocery story, I circled, looking for a damn entrance! That’s when it hit. An explosion of sounds and smells that no man should ever have to deal with. Out it came in a river of violence. Cascading through my shorts and all over a brand new 4Runner.

I shit myself. And there was nothing I could do.
After the violence I did everything I could to clean it up. You can’t tell to this day. But I have thought seriously about trading it in on a new one. Concerned how it goes this summer when it gets hot out

You win. This should be your thread