Tell me this has happened to y'all too!?

[movesfast]

....aaannnnddd now my beautiful bride puked in the 4runner


I am just going to burn it and get a new one

 

[WVhillbilly]

Probably easier than getting the smell out.

 

[RPS99SHO]

....aaannnnddd now my beautiful bride puked in the 4runner


I am just going to burn it and get a new one

Burn the bride and get a new one?

 

[mcat707]

Brand new sr5. Had perforated katskin leather put in before I took possession.
Immediately took a road trip by myself. Headed to the high dessert to go poke around. Had a little burble going on in my stomach. Wasn’t sure what that was about. But overall felt fine. I figured I wait until the next town and use the restroom, get something to drink and all will be well.

I was wrong.

The burbling got louder. And started descending. It was hard to ignore. By now I was in town desperately looking for a place to stop in an unfamiliar scene. Locating a larger grocery story, I circled, looking for a damn entrance! That’s when it hit. An explosion of sounds and smells that no man should ever have to deal with. Out it came in a river of violence. Cascading through my shorts and all over a brand new 4Runner.

I shit myself. And there was nothing I could do.
After the violence I did everything I could to clean it up. You can’t tell to this day. But I have thought seriously about trading it in on a new one. Concerned how it goes this summer when it gets hot out

Epic Story! Thanks for sharing

 

[movesfast]

Burn the bride and get a new one?

just trade her in on two 20 year olds

 

[am0767]

long time ago when the kids were actually kids, we had a 98 chevy asrto van. took a drive down into tijuana and ended up doing some grocery shopping. among the things we got were some two liter bottles of coke ( ill make it clear, coca cola). somehow, a few of them ended up out of the bag and were rolling around the floor of the van. anyone ever drive around in TJ? then it happened. while rolling around, two of them hit a seat bracket and got a puncture in them.
with the pressure that built up in them while rolling around, and them rolling on the floor, the soda got sprayed all over inside the van and all over all of us. we all looked like we had just gotten sprayed with a garden hose.

 

[Weston4Runner]

Brand new sr5. Had perforated katskin leather put in before I took possession.
Immediately took a road trip by myself. Headed to the high dessert to go poke around. Had a little burble going on in my stomach. Wasn’t sure what that was about. But overall felt fine. I figured I wait until the next town and use the restroom, get something to drink and all will be well.

I was wrong.

The burbling got louder. And started descending. It was hard to ignore. By now I was in town desperately looking for a place to stop in an unfamiliar scene. Locating a larger grocery story, I circled, looking for a damn entrance! That’s when it hit. An explosion of sounds and smells that no man should ever have to deal with. Out it came in a river of violence. Cascading through my shorts and all over a brand new 4Runner.

I shit myself. And there was nothing I could do.
After the violence I did everything I could to clean it up. You can’t tell to this day. But I have thought seriously about trading it in on a new one. Concerned how it goes this summer when it gets hot out

Is your username a homage to your poo situation that day??

 

[movesfast]

Is your username a homage to your poo situation that day??

No...but funny

 

[Muzzle of Bees]

Never happen. My vehicle is not restaurant and kids are never welcome either.

 

[mr_pink]

now i keep thinking the previous owner took a shit in my truck...and will forever think that when i look at used cars

 

[jwscott79]

Not an epic spill, but I recently picked of a vase of roses for my girlfriend's birthday and thought the little vase would sit fine in the second row cup holder...I was wrong.....

Should I be at all worried about getting the seat cushion and cloth seat covers wet???

 

[jwalker13]

Not really an epic spill, but I went deer hunting in Oklahoma and got 2 deer on the same day. I injured myself the next day so I was unable to process the deer before the trip home back to Houston, so I had to cram both of the deer bodies in the cargo area on top of my tarp AND the weathertech cargo liner. They were stuffed full of ice to keep cool for the 9 hour drive back to Houston. In that amount of time, all of the fluids managed to leak out/around the tarp and over the cargo liner so now the carpet in my 4runner smells like dead deer. I covered the entire carpet in baking soda for a day and vacuumed it up. Now it smells like deer AND baking soda. Any tips for getting the smell out??

 

[JAXJeremy]

the s**tting in the pants stories are pretty funny..been close but never actually had it happen..

worst spill for me was right after I bought my Crown Vic..Was taking a road trip with a buddy of mine down to Tampa for a bachelor party..Back then I used to dip and would keep the cup in the car..Gross, I know..anyway, we had just stopped at starbucks for coffee and were getting back on the highway..I went to grab the dip cup (half full) and it slipped from my hands into my lap and all over the carpet..at the same time, I swung my hand and whacked the scolding hot cup of coffee sideways..it was a freaking mess. Never did get all those stains out..

 

[ironguy]

WOW!!! A pants filling, nose assaulting, heart stopping tale!!

 

[northcoast]

Not really an epic spill, but I went deer hunting in Oklahoma and got 2 deer on the same day. I injured myself the next day so I was unable to process the deer before the trip home back to Houston, so I had to cram both of the deer bodies in the cargo area on top of my tarp AND the weathertech cargo liner. They were stuffed full of ice to keep cool for the 9 hour drive back to Houston. In that amount of time, all of the fluids managed to leak out/around the tarp and over the cargo liner so now the carpet in my 4runner smells like dead deer. I covered the entire carpet in baking soda for a day and vacuumed it up. Now it smells like deer AND baking soda. Any tips for getting the smell out??

See if a car detailer can help, but maybe you need to give up on the carpet?

 

[Brick Sprickly]

Worst that's happened to me, so far, happened during the cross country move. After a couple long driving days we stopped at the Museum of Ancient Life at Thanksgiving Point near Provo so my kids could see the dinosaur museum for a few hours.

My hound was waiting patiently in the truck in the front passenger seat for the time being. I went out after 45 min or so to let her out for a walk and I was horrified to see she had puked all over the center console. The shift boot was filled to the brim with liquid vomit and there was more in the cup holder and on the seat warmer switches. Luckily, since I had removed the center console before for a USB wiring mod I was able to quickly disassemble it and wipe everything down. I always carry a roll of TP and a pack of unscented baby wipes for just such an occasion.

 

[RichinRidgewood]

Brand new sr5. Had perforated katskin leather put in before I took possession.
Immediately took a road trip by myself. Headed to the high dessert to go poke around. Had a little burble going on in my stomach. Wasn’t sure what that was about. But overall felt fine. I figured I wait until the next town and use the restroom, get something to drink and all will be well.

I was wrong.

The burbling got louder. And started descending. It was hard to ignore. By now I was in town desperately looking for a place to stop in an unfamiliar scene. Locating a larger grocery story, I circled, looking for a damn entrance! That’s when it hit. An explosion of sounds and smells that no man should ever have to deal with. Out it came in a river of violence. Cascading through my shorts and all over a brand new 4Runner.

I shit myself. And there was nothing I could do.
After the violence I did everything I could to clean it up. You can’t tell to this day. But I have thought seriously about trading it in on a new one. Concerned how it goes this summer when it gets hot out

Post 9/15

Facepalm

 

[RichinRidgewood]

Honestly after ready all of these poop posts...

Post 10/15

When I have intestinal distress and there is no quickly available mens room I drop my pants and take a dump... No way Im going to mess up my cloths or my seats.

I still remember the look on the Mexican guys face when I let some go when I was in Puerto Vallarta. He couldn't have timed walking out of his doorway anymore perfect if we had rehearsed it.

Im laughing so hard now...