unknown milky stain.

[Generalisimo]

Reminds me of when a drunk guy got arrested in Kansas (May 2018) for trying to have sex with the tailpipe of a car. Don’t take my word, check out the N.Y. Post link or google it for several other sources. Better get a DNA test done just in case, cause he may want joint custody. Oh wait, just noticed the poster is from Kansas. Hmm, this case may be easier to solve than Dick Tracy originally thought....
Extremely drunk man tried to have sex with car tailpipe: cops

 

[mostapo]

Looks like you blew a seal

 

[JsinLegacy]

Could be sauce these Heart Attack Fries have from In and Out Burger. Someone using your truck as a table.

Now I'm going to have to go to In N Out tomorrow.