Bluesky 07
Senior Member
Walked out of the Wal-Mart after what seemed like an eternity. I started walking towards my car and noticed the right rear passenger door looked like it got keyed..... Almost like someone tried to make an R and stopped. So I touch the scratch and think to myself.... What the hell? When did this happen? Who would do this? Why would anyone do this? WTF?!!!...
So I start walking to the rear hatch to load groceries and my remote doesn't work. I round the back of the car and see a sticker on the rear window and realize oh this isn't my car. My 4runner was 5 more spaces over in the same isle. I went from pissed off to histarically laughing in about 15 seconds from start to finish.
Years ago I gave my then-GF, who is really into animals, the "Trainer for a Day" package at Sea World for her birthday. One thing all the documentation stressed was not to be late. If you missed the start, you forfeited your money and it was too bad.
I'm big on being punctual (which is about respect when you think about it) so we went to breakfast with plenty of time. The place was packed and by the time our rookie server was done (slow as hell and forgot to send our order to the kitchen) and we got out of there, we were down to zero margin for any traffic delays, etc.
Ran out to the rental car, damn thing wouldn't unlock with the remote. I tried the key, no luck, I'm like "WTF? We don't have time for this!" Then I notice the back end of another car a ways down the row that's the same model and color. I click the remote, its lights flash, we run down there, get in and go. We made it but I never heard the end of that faux pas.
