Update:
So last weekend I was able to change the oil. It looked like oil, nothing more nothing less. I didn't see anything alarming. I drove it for a good 15 minutes before changing the oil.
I drove it to work on Monday and when I got home, I checked under my oil fill cap and sure enough, there was white milky stuff under the cap, maybe .5mm thick.
So my assumption that changing the oil would remove this moisture was wrong. I guess that makes sense since the moisture/water will not be in the oil itself but in the crankcase.
Today, I decided to take my 4R to work. It's 3 degrees this morning and about 5 minutes into my drive, I smell burning oil....again. I get to work and sure enough, oil puked out of the spark plug tube seals again.
My plan was to take it for a long 1+ hour drive today on the freeway after work so I can finally try to burn off this excess moisture. I still plan on doing that, it's just going to be a little stinky for awhile.
Other thoughts:
I've driven this truck in Wisconsin here for 3 winters now, this is the first time it's ever done this. It has always been used on "short trips" with the occasional long trips up north to hunt/fish.
I'm thinking I should try a catch can next. I also plan on taking it on an extended drive (1 hour plus) at least once every couple weeks.
Does anyone have a link to a catch can on Amazon they would recommend?
Still no signs of a bad head gasket. It runs great, no CEL, no misfires, no known coolant loss, no excessive white smoke on cold start up.
What has me puzzled is why is this all of sudden happening now? Has the weather this winter been particularly "moist" or something? It has been an insane winter this year with massive swings in temperature. We had essentially zero snow all January then all of a sudden we had the polar vortex followed by one snow storm after another. Like I said, this truck has been driven the same way every winter yet now all of a sudden this moisture in the crankcase is becoming an issue.
The search continues....