LandCruiser
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Buy the Grand Cherokee SRT8 (in black, obviously), a Member's Only Jacket, Aviators, and grow a sweet 'stache. A pair of tight fitting acid wash jeans wouldn't hurt, either.
Drive up to your local community college and sit at a stop light, rev that big ass hemi until the ladies come-a-runnin'. Disengage skid control, launch control, ABS, VSC, ESP, CIA, TIA, EMP, and whatever else you can push.
Put one Converse on the brake, and one on the gas then do a four wheel burnout a quarter mile long and watch the panties drop.
Sure the little fillies are just trying to put themselves thru night school with a job at Waffle House, but that doesn't mean they can't endure a night of lovin from SRT8 Cherokee Man!
Drive up to your local community college and sit at a stop light, rev that big ass hemi until the ladies come-a-runnin'. Disengage skid control, launch control, ABS, VSC, ESP, CIA, TIA, EMP, and whatever else you can push.
Put one Converse on the brake, and one on the gas then do a four wheel burnout a quarter mile long and watch the panties drop.
Sure the little fillies are just trying to put themselves thru night school with a job at Waffle House, but that doesn't mean they can't endure a night of lovin from SRT8 Cherokee Man!
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