It's over. I'm done. Worst possible thing has happened. Pt. 2

What tactic should I use to combat the spider? (see descriptions below)


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I believe I do? Maybe ill use my super tactical sailor tactics to plant not just any spider, but the spiders of all spiders!!! :target:
 
Who lives near Kraze? I'll give you twenty bucks to plant another spider in his truck. I want to read more Kraze-spider-stories.

I live close. And I've got a killer Reptile store by me that has Goliath Bird Eater spiders. Those things would make anybody piss themselves if the opened the truck and saw them!

This is the store and the spider!
Goliath Bird Eating Tarantula - YouTube

Now, we will need to negotiate an extra fee for video from a hidden camera:spy:
 
[MENTION=91297]Kraze[/MENTION], I was just driving around at work and this little guy dropped down from my headliner towards the center console on a silky thread. I immediately thought of you...right after I squashed him.
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Lmao. F**k that! I always thought the glass protection around those was to deter punk kids from pulling the fire alarm as a prank, but now I see the true reason for those... to keep things like that from happening!
 
One of my T4R's New Year's Resolutions is to not give Kraze any more grief concerning his Arachnophobia.

But there are 25 days left in this year.......
 
Glad you got it. The easy way would have been to drive up to Pine Valley or Julian this weekend. The lows are in the 20's this weekend.
 
I dunno what you're freaking out about. Spiders are completely harmless. Isn't that right [MENTION=65614]Antman[/MENTION]?

http://www.toyota-4runner.org/5th-gen-t4rs/152540-call-him-spiderman-not-antman-maybe-lefty.html

This happened to a guy in my platoon in Georgia with a brown recluse. His flesh started eating away at itself. At one point they pushed about 5 feet of bandage down inside the wound. Needless to say his SF contract wasn't waiting for him to heal.
 
This is the scariest thing I've read in a while. Why? Because just the other day a black widow was crawling around the trunk. I'm (glad?) I'm not the only one this is happening to. I will kill the next one in your name Kraze!
 
for those of you who drive with shorts and flip flops, every time something touches my leg hair i have a feeling its a spider trying to crawl up my legs and bite my ****.

or you go and sit in your truck after a long weekend, and you get a face full of invisible webs just as your head enters the cab, and you fear the spider is hiding in your hair laying eggs.
 
for those of you who drive with shorts and flip flops, every time something touches my leg hair i have a feeling its a spider trying to crawl up my legs and bite my ****.

or you go and sit in your truck after a long weekend, and you get a face full of invisible webs just as your head enters the cab, and you fear the spider is hiding in your hair laying eggs.

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I had a friend who had a l0 inch beard, proudly displaying it until one day someone saw two spiders in it. Belonging to the same club as Kraze, he took some scissors and cut it off immediately.

Twelve years to the day and no beard. Heck, he may even wax his face. No 5óclock shadow for him.
 
I had a friend who had a l0 inch beard, proudly displaying it until one day someone saw two spiders in it. Belonging to the same club as Kraze, he took some scissors and cut it off immediately.

Twelve years to the day and no beard. Heck, he may even wax his face. No 5óclock shadow for him.

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