downpour11
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Pissed off a bull-dyke at Sierra Nevada tonight. Damn they hate men.
Last month at 6:45am, I had just returned from gassing up my wife's car. She pointed out this cholo lurking by my neighbors cars. I observed him looking in his truck and trying the door, it was locked. He then tried the door on their Accord. It was open. He gets in and starts going through their console, glovebox etc. So I walked out my front door and walked right upto the car. He was so busy he didn't even notice me. I open the door and greet him with a friendly "what the fu ck u doing in my car homey!" He goes "it's my friends car homes". Wrong answer!!! He tries to push me out of the way, I pin him against the car. My wife had called 911 meanwhile and when foolio hears the sirens, he goes ballistic. Now the fight is on! My neighbor had come out to help and tells me "Paul let him go". I'm like "F that, this fkrs goin to jail!" My neighbor says "Paul he's got a gun". Sure enough, the bastard had a .38 pointed at me. I still wouldn't let go, the cops were almost there and I knew if I let 'em go he'd get away for sure. The whole time he's screaming and threatening to shoot me. When he put it in my face a second time, I just reached up and snatched it outta his hand. By then the cops arrived and took him into custody. What a day...
Did a nice 9 mile fall hike with my oldest son in beautiful Morristown, N.j
Where in morristown? Right near where I grew up
Went and played in the snow yesterday with my family, today I'm out in the driveway wrenching on my truck in shorts and sandals.
Damn I love November in Utah.
Laugh each time I read this… brings a smile to my face. The visual punchline is spot on. I see a real life Batman emerging from his house, a fit crime fighter sweeping in and subduing an armed thug; a mild manner guy who springs to action when danger appears. Then you paint the picture of a somewhat less than heavily muscled middle aged suburbanite whose superhero costume is a pair of sweatpants and fuzzy lady slippers, groaning and grunting as he gets up out of the Lazyboy so he can shuffle to the kitchen for another bowl of ice cream. As my nephew's taekwondo classmates shout in unison when one of them does something really well, "Yooooouurr'e awesome!"More like Fatman! In sweat shorts and slippers. Watch for me in "The Dark Knight Returns...Again",(to the 'fridge at midnight!).