Men's rules (for women)

Golden Rule of Manhood: We are all violators of man laws. No one can live up to the ideal standards that are set in this forum. Even Jesus hung out with quite a number of guys and almost never any girls. And yet there is no doubt that he was a man. The point is this: Man laws are meant to represent the best in all of us. They are what we should strive for in our daily lives.

Silver Rule of Manhood: Any Man Law can be violated if the result of such violation is intercourse.
 
I read a lot of complaints about wife's controlling men by always keeping tabs on them ect..

Why did you guys give up that much control in the first place? The way I see it, in relationships you set boundaries and it is up to each person to set their own. If the wife or GF isn't compatible with your boundaries then either reason with them or get a new wife or GF.

It is much easier of course if you don't initially cave into your SO's ridiculous demands.

Me: GF of 4+ years but no marriage or kids yet.

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Haha! I have this same conversation with the guys at work... All they ever said was, "just wait, you'll see." I guess I found a good one cause ive never had the issues they always seem to complain about. Oh well, maybe some people change over time, to each their own.

Me: 4 years same girl, married for 2 months, no kids...yet
 
cause ive never had the issues they always seem to complain about. .... no kids...yet

lol....:lasercannon:
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Hahaha! Maybe that's the common denominator in all this... Kids

haha right, i've been married for almost 2 years now, and still am happy, i think that might change after kiddos though, i mean i'll still be happy but just a different type of happy...a poor broke watching my kids do what i would want to do sort of happy, lol.....
 
Since we're on the subject.........

How many of you have given strippers much thought?
Now while they serve many useful purposes, one must take caution when using a stripper.
Always use a new, fresh stripper. Older strippers do expire and often don't do well when exposed to newer strippers. A "reaction" may occur and the results can be ugly. Never, NEVER combine strippers as the outcome may cause a serious reaction.
If using an older stripper, a respirator may be necessary as the fumes can cause dizziness, nausea, and sometimes loose stools.
Now the modern more "friendly" strippers are less odoriferous. That is they have a more pleasant smell vs. their older counterparts.
Older strippers will, over time need to be disposed of in accordance with state and federal laws, consult thus.

Also, take into consideration what you plan to use the stripper for?
Depending on the job at hand, the stripper must be used as such and all rules must be followed;
Sometimes "gloves" must be worn. Respirator and often a full body suit as the age of the stripper again, might warrant such PPE.
If the stripper "seeps" liquid in an area you do not wish, wipe up immediately and consult the stripper for proper clean up and disposal. Nothing worse than a "snail trail" where you least expect it.

I hope some of you can offer your "stripper" tales to help those that maybe in need......this can be serious!
 
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Also found out while reading the men's list to my wife is women won't find the list as funny as men do.

I cut and pasted it to my wife in an e-mail.....she came in with a pillow and make a 'joke' about me sleeping on the couch that night. At least she has a good sense of humor :reddance:
 
True...but sooner or later...you'll have to return to that unhappy woman.

And face the consequences...maybe not immediately...maybe not all at once...but slowly building pressure...boiling...and like a heart attack when you least expect it...KA BOOM!
 
geeze, you guys turned this in to an awesome thread. thanks to all posters, i laughed out loud a few times reading all the posts

all in good fun right
 

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