Stupid Supreme Court

KidVermicious

KidVermicious

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This is horrible. First thing Monday morning all the gays are going to get married. Then they're going to stop having sex, and three months from now we're all going to be overrun by hordes of sexually frustrated drama queens. We're fawking doomed. I hope you're happy, Supreme Court.

On the plus side, we're one step farther away from being just like ISIS, so I guess we've got that going for us.
 
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Maybe the Court will strike down the ban on polygamy as unconstitutional next. Since Utah is a Republican state I would think this would benefit the GOP by being able to increase the number of voters over time, though the rather shaky moral Christian/Bible platform used by them in elections would come under heavy fire for such:

Are Polygamy Bans Unconstitutional?*|*Adam Winkler
 
KidVermicious said:
This is horrible. First thing Monday morning all the gays are going to get married. Then they're going to stop having sex, and three months from now we're all going to be overrun by hordes of sexually frustrated drama queens. We're fawking doomed. I hope you're happy, Supreme Court.

On the plus side, we're one step farther away from being just like ISIS, so I guess we've got that going for us.
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Relax. How does this affect you?

A 30-Second Guide to How the Gay Marriage Ruling Affects You | Cracked.com

Bigotry sucks.
 
We need to define marriage.

We need to get rid of this domestic partnership BS.

In some states a woman can sue you for alimony just because you two lived together--hell, some states with some domestic partnership BS don't even require that, just proof of a relationship.
 
Nervo19 said:
Relax. How does this affect you?
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Talking to me specifically? Doesn't affect me in the slightest, you missed the sarcasm I guess. I don't think what another person does with other consenting adults in the privacy of their bedroom is any of my business.

I don't have a lot of use for the institution of marriage myself, I think it's silly. I married my wife to make her happy and get a tax break, and if she's happy I'm happy. If somebody else can be happy and get a tax break too, what's wrong with that? Who cares if it's Jack and Bob instead of Jack and Jill? World needs more happy people anyway. :hippie:

Anyway, I didn't open this thread to preach or piss anybody off, I was just trying to be silly.
 
LandCruiser said:
We need to define marriage.

We need to get rid of this domestic partnership BS.

In some states a woman can sue you for alimony just because you two lived together--hell, some states with some domestic partnership BS don't even require that, just proof of a relationship.
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I agree. That gets into sexual equality and gender roles though. Maybe a little too much for one thread? :)
 
ndcent said:
Even I got it was sarcasm, lol.
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you beat me to it!
[MENTION=49649]KidVermicious[/MENTION], its hard for some to understand sarcasm without a lot of emoticons... here are some so everyone knows this is sarcasm:

:llama:

:roll:

:zoom:

:washing:

:hippie:

peace to all
 
I remember seeing this political comic somewhere, but I can't find it right now... :(

Was a guy with a sign that said "Protect the sanctity of Marriage/Ban Gay Marriage" and a woman saying, "Sanctity of Marriage? You should tell your wife who's sleeping with my husband that!"

I couldn't help but chuckle at that...
 
Legalizing same sex marriage AND taking down the confederate flag all at one whack has the good ol' boys around here all in a tizzy. There's not enough Budweiser in the stores to drown their sorrows. I find it quite humorous.
 
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