Things you can say about your truck....

[Hyde802]

Lets hear em!

 

[wnelax04sr5]

sh*t another leak

lot of rough, hard miles on that one

you can fit a lot in the back

I'm thinking about going bigger

i could go on and on

 

[Quatre Coureur]

I love you.

 

[BlackWorksInc]

-I have the Powa

-Chicks dig the rumble of a V8

-Piff! leave both those guys chained up; I'll pull them out at the same time! (actually did happen, snatched a 2nd & 3rd gen at the same time out of the snow)

-She likes it rough

-She's a little rough on the outside, but she'll put a smile on your when you ride her hard

...I can keep going, you should probably beat me to death now... lol

 

[VoodooTitan]

Twist here to turn her on.

I don't mind spending $2000 on a new pair of shoes.

The lower to the ground she is the dumber she looks.

You don't look good in pink.

I hate washing you.

Looks good on all 4's, but better on 3...

I'll pay whatever for better headlights. (ok that applies to the GF too)

I want to get a new front end for her.

She needs a heavy duty bumper.

Anything shiny looks stupid.

It's better with all the lights on.

 

[KidVermicious]

Get up that hill you stupid gutless pig.

I'm going to trade you in for a dog and shoot the dog.

 

[NOVA46]

I'm glad I'm using protection

 

[slapdappy]

shagadelic

 

[Hyde802]

Shes over weight..

 

[THatfield]

You need washed.

I'll take you anywhere.

Gas again!?

I love waxing you!

I hope you never die.

 

[philsey]

I think your front needs a lift.

 

[MyHigh]

Your ass is sagging

 

[91'4bee]

Your so expensive to keep happy

 

[4Running Daily]

Take more of my money

 

[02SE]

I bought it.

 

[Fishwerks]

Hey dude just throw your gear in the back and let's get going.

 

[CenCalifoothill15]

Things I could say about my truck.... but not my girlfriend-

"Took her in for a Lube job"

"The rear-end is locked"

"Ol' faithful"

"What's this strap thing for?"

 

[Net4n6]

It is warmer to stay inside you.

 

[jstim]

I was happy that 5 of us got in at once....