Frontier719
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This post is turning into a stream of my conscious so read it or dont read it.
I just got my first real adult job that actually pays a decent wage so I've been contemplating buying something newer and retiring the 3rd gen to a weekend driver/shitty weather car.
I've narrowed it down to two contenders: a Ford F250 or a 5th gen. (I know they're completely different but just role with it). I test drove both today but I'll start out with the 5th gen since thats more relevant.
It was a white 2015 SR4 with 44k miles on it and it felt solid like a tank. Much more powerful and the brakes actually worked! I jerked the car the first time I touched the brakes because I am so used to the undersized brakes on my 3rd gen. The turning radius was great and I could cut the wheel all the way to one side without hearing belts squeal or tires grind. As I shifted it into reverse, the backup camera came on the screen and parking was a breeze although the 5th gen felt much larger than a 3rd gen.
But as great as driving a car that didnt have hundreds of thousands of miles on it felt, I was at odds with how great I had previously envisioned the 5th gen to be.
Everything--literally everything--is electronic. And to me that was a nightmare. I'm pretty handy when it comes to fixing things that break on my car, but for the first time I had an uneasy feeling that I would not be able to repair the 5th gen if something failed. To engage the 4wd, you turned a knob. Thats it. And I was supposed to trust that this knob would engage the 4wd? How could I tell without actually shifting a lever that the car had done what I wanted it to do?
What scared me the most was the rear hatch. I went to open the trunk and stuck my hand up where the latch should be and I felt this weird rubber membrane. As I touched it I felt a little movement behind the membrane, heard some electronic noises, and the trunk door opened. My god, wtf was that? The rear hatch handle on my 3rd gen has needed to be adjusted before and its simple--pop off the plastic piece on the door and you can adjust the latch, but how in the hell would I adjust whatever electronic monster is living beneath that rubber membrane?
In all, it was great. I loved the way it rolled over potholes without any hesitation, felt spacious and luxurious, and quite frankly much safer than the 3rd gen. But would I spend $30k to have one? I'm not sold yet. I have doubts that this thing would reach the kind of mileage that my 3rd gen has with as few repairs and headaches as the 3rd gen has given me. Plus, how the hell do you get to the oil drain bolt without having to disassemble what feels like the entire front end of the freaking car?
My review of the F250:
It was a truck
It drove like a truck
It smelled like a ford
The underside was rusty like a ford
It was surprisingly easy to park considering it felt like driving a Uhaul
The seat heater died 5 minutes into the test drive
After this excursion, I climbed back in to my 3rd gen, flipped on my self-installed seat heater and felt comfortable and satisfied with what I had.
**EDIT**
After a day of reflection on my experience, I have to reiterate that this post is certainly not a knock on the 5th gen. I find myself thinking that I could afford one, and how cool i'd look driving down the road in one, and how tight the steering was, how clean the interior was, and how solid the thing felt--the list goes on.
The 5th gen truly is an awesome piece of machinery. I think I'll eventually end up in one when the 3rd gen dies for good, however that could be in 5 years or 25 years at the rate its going.
As I slowly emerge from poverty I cant, at the moment, justify making such a luxurious purchase on something I want but technically dont really need. Frugality is a fickle b***h sometimes.
I just got my first real adult job that actually pays a decent wage so I've been contemplating buying something newer and retiring the 3rd gen to a weekend driver/shitty weather car.
I've narrowed it down to two contenders: a Ford F250 or a 5th gen. (I know they're completely different but just role with it). I test drove both today but I'll start out with the 5th gen since thats more relevant.
It was a white 2015 SR4 with 44k miles on it and it felt solid like a tank. Much more powerful and the brakes actually worked! I jerked the car the first time I touched the brakes because I am so used to the undersized brakes on my 3rd gen. The turning radius was great and I could cut the wheel all the way to one side without hearing belts squeal or tires grind. As I shifted it into reverse, the backup camera came on the screen and parking was a breeze although the 5th gen felt much larger than a 3rd gen.
But as great as driving a car that didnt have hundreds of thousands of miles on it felt, I was at odds with how great I had previously envisioned the 5th gen to be.
Everything--literally everything--is electronic. And to me that was a nightmare. I'm pretty handy when it comes to fixing things that break on my car, but for the first time I had an uneasy feeling that I would not be able to repair the 5th gen if something failed. To engage the 4wd, you turned a knob. Thats it. And I was supposed to trust that this knob would engage the 4wd? How could I tell without actually shifting a lever that the car had done what I wanted it to do?
What scared me the most was the rear hatch. I went to open the trunk and stuck my hand up where the latch should be and I felt this weird rubber membrane. As I touched it I felt a little movement behind the membrane, heard some electronic noises, and the trunk door opened. My god, wtf was that? The rear hatch handle on my 3rd gen has needed to be adjusted before and its simple--pop off the plastic piece on the door and you can adjust the latch, but how in the hell would I adjust whatever electronic monster is living beneath that rubber membrane?
In all, it was great. I loved the way it rolled over potholes without any hesitation, felt spacious and luxurious, and quite frankly much safer than the 3rd gen. But would I spend $30k to have one? I'm not sold yet. I have doubts that this thing would reach the kind of mileage that my 3rd gen has with as few repairs and headaches as the 3rd gen has given me. Plus, how the hell do you get to the oil drain bolt without having to disassemble what feels like the entire front end of the freaking car?
My review of the F250:
It was a truck
It drove like a truck
It smelled like a ford
The underside was rusty like a ford
It was surprisingly easy to park considering it felt like driving a Uhaul
The seat heater died 5 minutes into the test drive
After this excursion, I climbed back in to my 3rd gen, flipped on my self-installed seat heater and felt comfortable and satisfied with what I had.
**EDIT**
After a day of reflection on my experience, I have to reiterate that this post is certainly not a knock on the 5th gen. I find myself thinking that I could afford one, and how cool i'd look driving down the road in one, and how tight the steering was, how clean the interior was, and how solid the thing felt--the list goes on.
The 5th gen truly is an awesome piece of machinery. I think I'll eventually end up in one when the 3rd gen dies for good, however that could be in 5 years or 25 years at the rate its going.
As I slowly emerge from poverty I cant, at the moment, justify making such a luxurious purchase on something I want but technically dont really need. Frugality is a fickle b***h sometimes.
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