I'm Sorry Canada, North Dakota and All Cold Places

1engineer

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I'm sorry I make fun of your cold weather. I take back all snide comments about living there in the cold. Will you forgive me and TAKE BACK THESE BELOW ZERO TEMPERATURES????? GEEZ!!!! It was -25 degrees F (-32 degrees C for my Canadian friends who I love with all my heart) last night. It was this cold 19 years ago here. Please forgive me [MENTION=1032]NoDak[/MENTION] and [MENTION=66300]Intruder[/MENTION]. I will try to be more respectful of your homes, I promise.

Don't get me wrong, I like cool temps. I even like the mountains of snow we get every year but, when I walk outside and get stabbed by 1000 knives when I only want to draw a breath and my nose feels like someone hit it with a baseball after snow blowing my driveway then it is time to WARM UP!
I am currently looking for houses located on or near the equator, or at least South Carolina.

Again, I promise I will quit talking crap about my northern friends if you take back these temperatures.

Signed Your New Best Friend, 1engineer. XOXOXO

P.S. Is there a number for the Canadian Minister of Temperature I can call?
 
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Here in Oklahoma yesterday morning.

Look in Puerto Rico! Lots of comforts of the USA but still very tropical.
 

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I had fun throwing boiling water up in the air to see it freeze mid air, kept me entertained for a solid 2 minutes. Got to -15 yesterday morning here in Missouri. :cry:
 
I went out yesterday to shovel. I lasted about five minutes and then decided I could work from home. Didn't even go out there today ...
 
Easily the coldest temps me and my 4runner have ever seen.

Anyone wanna post up any quirks they've noticed while driving in below zero temps?

1) I know I have 1 leaking rear shock but driving to work this morning was like I had no shocks at all. Super stiff.
2) Had barely any power steering assistance
3) Electronic displays were very laggy to refresh (When going from Park to Drive, the indicator on the gauges still displayed "P" for a few seconds before displaying "D".

All of these things I would consider "normal" and understandable considering the severe drop in temp, just curious to see what others have noticed.

:canada:
 
Shoveled my driveway in -18F yesterday in Indiana. I have man-high piles of snow along both sides of my driveway.. CRAZY! It "warmed" up to -8 at night. go figure!

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Hey I'm in Canada and there's no cold here, 6C (42F) over the weekend. Keep your cold, you can have it, lol. Actually I should say how horrible our weather is I enjoy the population density out west and don't want anymore people moving out here, lol.
 
They are saying -3 F here with wind chill at -20. I'm just going to take their word for it as I'm not going to put on pants to go outside to confirm.
 
Heh, you guys need to harden the **** up. Wait until it's so cold that your nostrils freeze shut and your eyelashes freeze together.

Not sure what you guys are talking about with the cold temps up here though. I washed the truck yesterday (+1C) and it's currently only -8C. I considered wearing shorts and sandals but there's a chance we might get some flurries this morning. Forecast for the rest of the week is positively balmy.

Calgary, AB - 7 Day Forecast - Environment Canada (I even linked to the page with the imperial units for those of you who are metric-challenged)
 
Makes ice fishing as easy as picking up a double-double (or 2 and 2) from Tim Hortons.
 

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I had no idea there was an ICE warning on the dash display LMFAO!!!
On the 14s too. Minus 20 C this am. Damn, I'm heading south! Look out St. Pete beach, my favourite place.
 

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Easily the coldest temps me and my 4runner have ever seen.

Anyone wanna post up any quirks they've noticed while driving in below zero temps?

1) I know I have 1 leaking rear shock but driving to work this morning was like I had no shocks at all. Super stiff.
2) Had barely any power steering assistance
3) Electronic displays were very laggy to refresh (When going from Park to Drive, the indicator on the gauges still displayed "P" for a few seconds before displaying "D".

All of these things I would consider "normal" and understandable considering the severe drop in temp, just curious to see what others have noticed.

:canada:
It was -21 here yesterday morning, and I had all of the above except the leaky shock, when I got to my office, I shut the truck off, got out and touched the lock sensor on the door handle, it beeped and locked the doors and the lights stayed on, which they should for 30 seconds when set on auto. An hour later an office mate came in and told me that my lights were on, I went out and started the truck, shut it off, locked it with the sensor again, and the lights shut down in 30 seconds. I have no idea why the lights did not go off automatically or if it was related to the cold temps.
 
Not all of Canada was cold yesterday. It was 12C/54F in Halifax, Nova Scotia. What's even more interesting is that it was 10C/50F in Orlando, Florida. Crazy!
 
P.S. Is there a number for the Canadian Minister of Temperature I can call?

The Honorable Minister of Cold-ass Temperatures, Jean Poutine, is currently skiiing in Nunavut, and then off to club baby seals, sorry.

However, his namesake dish, Poutine, is completely temperature-appropriate now. And all the grease on your face from it makes the cold hurt less.
 
Yup. It's cold here too; 4' this morning with crazy negative windchill.

I love cold weather too, so this morning I packed up and headed to Susquehanna St Park for a hike. Yeah.

Got about 10 minutes in and ran back to the 4Runner with my tail between my legs. Pu$$y. ANY exposed skin hurts!:faint:

I came back home and resumed my welding practice.
 

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