Well, the bar is installed and working! Only ran into one real hiccup with the wiring. I forget now which color combo I did for the switch on the first try but when I connected everything up, the switch was illuminated constantly, regardless of if the light was on or off. Obviously an issue as it would kill the battery eventually.
I swapped the two wires, and problem solved. Works as expected.
Outside of that, it was pretty painless. The concrete angle brackets I got were the exact perfect height for what I wanted, and worked using the two bolts on the bottom bumper bracket. Had to rig some shit up with some rubber washers to get it to sit correctly, but it worked surprisingly well. In retrospect, I wish I took pictures of the whole process, but it was 92 degrees today, I had a solid hangover, and I was baking in the sun the whole time.
Can't give enough thanks to [MENTION=103267]Saker[/MENTION], [MENTION=120701]Cymon[/MENTION], [MENTION=83083]rigtec[/MENTION], and [MENTION=81322]barryhiram[/MENTION]. Between all your threads and relevant posts, I had zero fear going after this, even having never done anything like it before.