That stuff with the opposite sex doesn't ever stop as long as there are toys to be bought, even when you get married. As long as i can prove to her that i put more money in savings and in my IRA then what i spent on toys in a year then she seems to calm down a little. just a little.
just have these handy:
sorry dear, yes dear, i have no idea what i was thinking, you are always right, i should have listened to you, got caught up in a moment of weakness, saw something shiny and got distracted, and for the finishers: Did you lose weight?, Did you get your hair cut?, wow that make-up looks amazing on you.
Yeah, i can BS pretty good. But after 20 years you learn real quick how to Cover Your A$$. Like some kind of a Jedi Mind Trick. But we all know none of it works, they just like to see us squirm.