I should never have read this thread. Thanks to ZMV, I'm now reconsidering my 2011 4Runner purchase.
After thinking about it, it just doesn't suit my needs. I had hopes to turn this into my bug-out vehicle and/or Zombie Response Team vehicle but its simply not fast enough to escape DC traffic. Bumper to Bumper traffic makes it tough to bug-out fast enough and I simply don't think my 4Runner, even with a steel pushbar like the cops have is going to be enough. I need something more menancing.
I found these on ebay today:
This Peacekeeper armored car:
Peacekeeper armored car, Military. Peacekeeper armored car, Military. | eBay
This armored Hummer w/ faux machine gun (I'll replace this with my own complete with proper stamps

olice: )
Hummer : H1 Hummer : H1 | eBay
I would REALLY like one of these:
GILA MRAP. I'd have to check my South African contacts on how to import one
Ivema -> MRAP Vehicles, MRAP Variants
or a Cougar MRAP
Cougar Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle | Military-Today.com
or this M-ATV MRAP. It's lighter and faster

Anyone have $500k I can borrow?
M-ATV Special Forces Vehicle : Oshkosh Defense
or a Sandcat Tactical Protection Vehicle.
SandCat
but I don't think I can squeeze these down the roads and get through traffic w/o any stops by law enforcement on WTF am I driving...:wtf:
As soon as I can convince my wife, I'll probably try to grab one of these and use it as a commuter vehicle. That will ensure that it suits my needs perfectly.
:bigok:
Update: My wife says I'm crazy and to stop drinking at work during the day. My friend says I'm an idiot for considering a full-sized MRAP. He says the Sandcat or M-ATV is the BEST way to get around DC...all painted black of course.