haha, that is a great joke, and should definitely be changed on a case-to-case basis!
as far as the jeep people .. it was some dude and his girlfriend. they were going to pull a white sedan out from the mud off the shoulder of the road, and i felt really sorry for the white sedan because it had two girls in it who probably had no idea that their bumper was about to be torn off for no good reason other than ego.
i walked up to the jeep guy whose tie-down looked like a shoelace, and i said "hey man, you need any help or any gear?" he said, "no, we're just going to pull this car out." i said, "yeah, i figured, but i have some shackles and a recovery strap if you want to use those ..."
he shrugged and said, "shackle? i don't know what those are" and looked at me like i was just some stupid girl who was making up words. then his girlfriend goes "yeah, shackles, you know, come-alongs."
he shook his head and said "no, we're just going to pull it out. don't need your help. bye."
to which i shrugged my shoulders, turned around, and told my buddy that we needed to drive away very quickly because he was about to do something very dangerous. and would you believe it -- the shoelace looking thing that he was going to use to pull the sedan out was tied to the sedan's bumper, and attached to his jeep with a hook. SOOOOOO dangerous!